I know this is a big ask but could you and your crack team of elves possibly make me a pair of Chronicles of Never Corpus Callosum Eyewear. They are like a 60’s infomercial’s vision of the future, tacky but totally awesome! I know they’re not technically out till next January but considering that you are Santa i don’t think this is too big an ask?
p.s. Im not sure how this is relevant to you santa but do these not remind you of ‘back to the future’?